Brenna Barzenick

Welcome

Welcome - HomeThank you for visiting my website. Isn’t it clean and lovely? That’s because my children haven’t figured out how to mess up a webpage yet. I’m sure they will. And, the nice picture of me at the top of the page, don’t let it fool you. I’m usually in a “what-not-to-wear” sweatsuit ensemble, complete with a baseball cap, overgrown eyebrows and no make-up. Most days, I qualify as the “Before” picture of a makeover. I just never have time to transform into the “After” picture. Maybe next year.

Well, I’m very excited about the opportunity to connect with you. Please feel free to browse around and do make yourself at home. But before going further, please participate in a brief questionnaire to see if my website is right for you:

1. I am a female.   a. always b. sometimes c. never d. don’t know
2. I have at least one child.   a. always b. sometimes c. never d. don’t know (if I can take it anymore)
3. I prefer granny underwear over thongs.   a. always b. sometimes c. never (will I let my husband see my backside while wearing a thong) d. don’t know (how this tiny strap holds up under so much pressure…look out!)
4. I drive.   a. always b. sometimes (faster than I should when late for school) c. never (do I let my kids NOT eat in the car) d. don’t know (what strain of bacteria is growing under the kid’s car seats)
5. I read People Magazine.   a. always (do I buy the “celebrities with cellulite” issue) b. sometimes (I will do the crossword puzzle) c. never (do I remove the cover and replace it with a Scientific American magazine cover while in public) d. don’t know (why I care about Prince Harry’s night life).

Results: If you answered “true” to any of the questions, you weren’t taking my questionnaire.

Have Fun!
Brenna


EXCITING NEWS!

EXCITING NEWS! - HomeTsumommy! is now available on Amazon Kindle, Nook, Books On Board,  and Sony Reader. Get yours now! 

Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom

Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom - HomeThe newest version of the groundbreaking classic Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom by Christiane Northrup, M.D., is now available  in bookstores across the United States. I read her original version years ago and the book has been my go-to bible for women's health. I cherish my "big purple book" full of wisdom (hence the name)! Thanks to Dr. Northrup's guidance, I've learned to trust my body and listen to my inner wisdom.

I share in Dr. Northrup’s joy and excitement when I tell you that Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom is now an essential guide for how to truly flourish in a female body, not merely avoid disease. More than simply an update, the newest version of Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom is an entire rewrite! In fact, the new Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom is an owner’s manual designed to teach you everything that can go right with your body.

You can purchase Dr. Northrup’s beloved classic everywhere books are sold. Purchase at your favorite local bookseller or online at from Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. To read an excerpt, go to www.drnorthrup.com.

Latest Book

Latest Book - Being a stay-at-home mom isn't easy -- just ask Brenna Barzenick. After owning a successful physical therapy practice, she sold it to become a stay-at-home mom. Her decision brought about an unexpected whirlwind in her role as a woman and mother. Barzenick writes with wit, wisdom, and remarkable candor and gives a voice to those harried, frustrated, noble, and loving mothers who have one of the hardest jobs in the world. So to all you moms out there, ignore that sink of dirty dishes, let the kids watch just one more cartoon, and treat yourself to the funny and wonderful world of Tsumommy!




Dr. Christiane Northrup says...

Dr. Christiane Northrup says... - "Tsumommy! is hilarious. Reminds me of the honesty and candor in another of my favorite mothering books, "Operating Instructions", by Anne Lamott.  This is exactly the kind of reading women with young children really need!"  Christiane Northrup, M.D., author of "The Wisdom of Menopause", "Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom" and "Mother-Daughter Wisdom"